“Cool Guy 2” lyrics
“Cool Guy 2” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Cool Guy 2” [The Sounds of waves crashing][SEAN:] This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.[GIRL #2:] Yeah, the waves are so calming.[SEAN:] So, is your body looking like michaelangelo made you or…
“The Peeper” lyrics
“The Peeper” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Peeper” [singers:] The Peeper, The Peeper, whats goin’ through his head? woah![Leaves rusteling][Peeper:] Climin’ the tree. slowly. quietly. lookin’ for next branch. found it. got it. windo high. great view. settelin’ in. keepin’ it quiet. hidden. heart pounding through chest. waiting. lookin’ around.…
“7 Foot Man” lyrics
“7 Foot Man” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “7 Foot Man” We just wrote this song on the bus the other day so just sit back and relax I’m the 7 foot man, I’ve commited no crime, Bumping my head into doorways, It happens all the time, I’m 7 feet tall,…
“Cool Guy 1” lyrics
“Cool Guy 1” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Cool Guy 1” [SEAN:] Ooh baby, you looking good.[GIRL:] Thanks sean.[SEAN:] you got it going on strong, baby. Skin so soft and hair so right.[GIRL:] I think you’re nice too, sean.[SEAN:] Let me take off this shirt of yours and see that beauty…
“Hot Water Burn Baby” lyrics
“Hot Water Burn Baby” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Hot Water Burn Baby” [Father:] Well Ryan, tomorrow’s a big day. Your mom’s coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister.[Ryan:] baby sister[Father:] That’s right, baby sister.[Ryan:] baby sister[Father:] So, uh, I think now is the time for us to…
“Red Hooded Sweatshirt” lyrics
“Red Hooded Sweatshirt” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Red Hooded Sweatshirt” My mom bought you when I was just 13, the brightest red sweatshirt I ever seen. She got an extra large so I wouldn’t grow out, “That’s too big for you!” the other kids would shout. But we stuck together,…
“The Goat Song” lyrics
“The Goat Song” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Goat Song” I am a simple goat I live on the back of a pick-up truck The Old Man tied me here with a 3-foot rope Am I happy he don’t give a fuck He’s filled with anger, and filled with rage…
“The Respect Chant” lyrics
“The Respect Chant” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Respect Chant” Respect Respect You gotta show the fucking respect[Repeat Over And Over] ‘); }
“Four Years Old” lyrics
“Four Years Old” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Four Years Old” Hey Why’d you wake me from my nap? I’m not in the mood To play your games Or sit on your lap You Where’s my Yankees drinking glass? I want some juice And I want it now So you better…
“Zittly Van Zittles” lyrics
“Zittly Van Zittles” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Zittly Van Zittles” Well, I had myself a girlfrield For almost two whole years We had no secrets We had no fears There was nothing we wouldn’t do When we were in the sack She’d even pop the zit on my back But…
“Dancin’ And Pantsin'” lyrics
“Dancin’ And Pantsin’” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Dancin’ And Pantsin’” When I was a young man I didn’t like to dance I was shy I’d stand against the wall all night I’d never take a chance So afraid I wouldn’t get on that dance floor Unless I was really drunk…
“Sweat Beatrice” lyrics
“Sweat Beatrice” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Sweat Beatrice” Hanging with my sweet amour She came out with a lion’s roar Yelling, “I’m going to the corner store, Be back at quarter to four” “Don’t slam your pinkies in the drawer” She can be like a maiden from the days of…