“Cool Guy 2” lyrics
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“Cool Guy 2” lyrics
Adam Sandler Lyrics
“Cool Guy 2”
[The Sounds of waves crashing][SEAN:] This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.[GIRL #2:] Yeah, the waves are so calming.[SEAN:] So, is your body looking like michaelangelo made you or some shit.[GIRL #2:] Thanks Sean, that’s so sweet.[Sean presses ‘play’ button on tape player][SEAN:] Let’s see what’s going on under this velvet top of yours.[GIRL #2:] Uh-oh.[SEAN:] Oh calming, your coming off strong with some beautiful waves of your own there, baby.[GIRL #2:] Oh Sean, you’re so cute.[SEAN:] Why don’t we leave the summer skirt on, but let’s take those fine panties passed those long, strong legs of yours, hmm?[GIRL #2:] Oh my god.[SEAN:] Yeah.[GIRL #2:] And how about you take off clothes, Sean.[SEAN:] Oh, oh is that right, baby? You want me to show my stuff, too?[GIRL #2:] My god, you look good, Sean.[SEAN:] Yeah, yeah baby I keep in shape, you know.[GIRL #2:] Ooh.[she starts to unbuckle his pants][SEAN:] Yeah, unbuckle my pants, move hands on my wet weiner and let’s get it swingin’.[GIRL #2:] What’s that?[SEAN:] Let’s get it swingin’.[GIRL #2:] No, the other thing you said?[SEAN:] …The wet-weiner?[GIRL #2:] [gasps] You know what?[SEAN:] Yeah?[GIRL #2:] I’m going to go throw up, now. See you.[SEAN:] Hmm, leave me all horny here. How… how you going to get home there, baby?[GIRL #2:] I’ll walk. [She begins to walk away][SEAN:] Mm-hm. I’m-a call you.[GIRL #2:] Don’t. [She’s gone][SEAN:] A’ight, A’ight. I’m go in for a swim anyways, you know that baby. [to self:] Going to get this swing-ding wet somehow. Salted off the rubarbs, ain’t that a bitch?[THE END]
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“Cool Guy 2” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Cool Guy 2” [The Sounds of waves crashing][SEAN:] This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.[GIRL #2:] Yeah, the waves are so calming.[SEAN:] So, is your body looking like michaelangelo made you or…
“Cool Guy 2” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Cool Guy 2” [The Sounds of waves crashing][SEAN:] This is quite the chill night. kicking back on the beach with a fine girl such as yourself.[GIRL #2:] Yeah, the waves are so calming.[SEAN:] So, is your body looking like michaelangelo made you or…