“The Chanukah Song, Part 4” lyrics
“The Chanukah Song, Part 4” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Chanukah Song, Part 4” Put on your yarmulke, here comes Chanukah So much fun-ukah to celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the Festival of Lights Instead of one day of presents, we have eight crazy nights When you feel like the only…
“Somebody Kill Me” lyrics
“Somebody Kill Me” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Somebody Kill Me”(from “The Wedding Singer” soundtrack) [Spoken] Ok, I just want to warn you that when I wrote this song I was listening to the Cure a lot.[Sung] You don’t know how much I need you. While you’re near me I don’t…
“Santa Song” lyrics
“Santa Song” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Santa Song” So many presents, so little time, Santa won’t be coming around my house this year, ‘cos I tried to drown my sister and I pierced my ear, Oh mama made it perfectly clear, Santa don’t like bad boys…especially Jewish ones. Gnip-gnop and…
“Quarantine Song” lyrics
“Quarantine Song” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Quarantine Song” Doctors brought us into this world as babies Doctors take good care of your grandma Doctors always give you an old lollipop After hitting your knee with a hammer Nurses slap your arm ’til they find a good vein They wear crocs…
“Nobody Does It Better” lyrics
“Nobody Does It Better” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Nobody Does It Better” Nobody does it better Makes me feel sad for the rest Nobody does it half as good as the Sandman Baby, I’m the best! I wasn’t good-looking, but somehow you liked me Even in movies where I cry…
“My Old Chair” lyrics
“My Old Chair” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “My Old Chair” My old chair Is like a big comfy friend It’s soft and it’s fuzzy With a brownish orangey blend But the padding is gone, and I’m sorry to say I think it’s time for me to throw my chair away…
“Mother’s Day Song” lyrics
“Mother’s Day Song” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Mother’s Day Song” Mama was the one who reached down and tied my shoelace. Mama spit on her fingers and used it to clean dirt off my face. Brush your teeth, Q-tip your ear, take off your sister’s new brassiere. Watch PBS, not…
“Medium Pace” lyrics
“Medium Pace” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Medium Pace” Put your arms around me babe, Can’t you see I need you so? Hold me close against your skin, ‘Cause I’m about to begin Lovin’ you. Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace. Play with my balls…
“I Was Fired” lyrics
“I Was Fired” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “I Was Fired”(feat. Pete Davidson & Chris Rock) [Adam Sandler:] I was fired I was fired I was so sad to tell Well, I never saw it coming I got fired from SNL Between seasons I heard a nasty rumor That I was…
“Girl” lyrics
“Girl” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Girl” [Arsenio (Chris Rock):] Now don’t leave us hanging with just that. [JP:] Yeah, I hear that, Arsenio. Yo guys, lets kick it! [Music starts playing][JP:] Yo now, before we start singing, You also want to know in addition to writing our own songs, we…
“A Christmas Song” lyrics
“A Christmas Song” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “A Christmas Song” Well, um it’s the holiday season And Santas’ been checkin’ his list to see whos’ been naughty or nice And I’m kinda feelin’ guilty So I wrote a song So many presents, so little time Santa won’t be coming By…
“50 Ways To Get Bin Laden” lyrics
“50 Ways To Get Bin Laden” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “50 Ways To Get Bin Laden” The problem’s hiding in a cave across the sea The answer’s easy if you take it logically He’ll never stop us in our struggle to be free There must be… 50 ways to get…