“Hot Water Burn Baby” lyrics
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“Hot Water Burn Baby” lyrics
Adam Sandler Lyrics
“Hot Water Burn Baby”
[Father:] Well Ryan, tomorrow’s a big day. Your mom’s coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister.[Ryan:] baby sister[Father:] That’s right, baby sister.[Ryan:] baby sister[Father:] So, uh, I think now is the time for us to go over some safety rules for when you’re around your new baby sister.[Ryan:] safety rules[Father:] Okay, rule number one: Always wash your hands before touching the baby.[Ryan:] wash hands[Father:] Do you know why?[Ryan:] no[Father:] Well, because sometimes you have germs on your hands and germs are bad for the baby cause they can make the baby sick.[Ryan:] germs make baby sick[Father:] That’s right, that’s right, Ryan. Germs make baby sick.[Ryan:] germs make the baby sick[Father:] Okay, rule number two.[Ryan:] more rules[Father:] Don’t feed the baby anything.[Ryan:] don’t feed the baby.[Father:] That’s right.[Ryan:] why?[Father:] Well, because the baby needs to eat special baby food.[Ryan:] why?[Father:] Oh…well, other food is bad for the baby.[Ryan:] other food bad for the baby[Father:] That’s right, good. Now, rule number three.[Ryan:] more rules[Father:] Never take hot water near the baby because hot water will burn the baby.[Ryan:] water bad for the baby[Father:] Well, not all water, just hot water,[Ryan:] yes[Father:] Cause hot water will burn the baby.[Ryan:] i don’t understand, daddy[Father:] Okay, see this glass of water that I’m drinking?[Ryan:] yes[Father:] Well, this water is okay for the baby.[Ryan:] yes[Father:] Here, touch the glass.[Ryan:] yes[Father:] See, it’s nice and cool.[Ryan:] yes[Father:] Now if this was hot water that would be bad because hot water can burn the baby.[Ryan:] hot water burn baby?[Father:] Yes, hot water burn baby.[Ryan:] hot water burn baby[Father:] Yes, yes, hot water burn baby.[Ryan:] hot water burn your baby[Father:] Yes.[Ryan:] baby can’t go in swimming pool?[Father:] Oh no, the swimming pool is okay. Swimming pool water is cool.[Ryan:] yes[Father:] That’s alright.[Ryan:] yes[Father:] But the jacuzzi is bad because that water is hot and hot water will burn the baby.[Ryan:] hot water burn the baby[Father:] Yes.[Ryan:] hot water burn the baby[Father:] Yes. Now say you made a cup of tea, would you take that near the baby?[Ryan:] yea, baby like tea[Father:] No Ryan, uh, I don’t think you get it yet.[Ryan:] baby no like tea?[Father:] Well, I’m sure the baby will like tea, but what do you make tea with?[Ryan:] …hot water[Father:] Right, and what did we say about hot water?[Ryan:] …oh, hot water burn baby[Father:] Yes, hot water burn baby![Ryan:] hot water burn baby![Father:] That’s right so no tea near the baby.[Ryan:] hot water burn baby[Father:] Yes.[Ryan:] baby no take bath?[Father:] No, bath water is warm. Warm is okay.[Ryan:] yes[Father:] Hot is bad.[Ryan:] yes…hot water burn baby[Father:] Yes, hot water burn baby.[Ryan:] hot water burn baby[Father:] I think you’re gettin’ it![Ryan:] hot water burn baby[Father:] That’s right, Ryan.[Ryan:] hot water burn baby[Father:] NOW DON’T YOU EVER FORGET THAT![Narrator:] 30 year later![Wife:] Hey, Ryan, what are you doing out there?[Ryan:] Just watchin’ the discovery channel.[Wife:] Well, dinner’s gonna be ready in about five minutes.[Ryan:] Aw, great baby, aight, I’ll be in in a few momentos. Lemme just wind down…(garbled)[Wife:] Okay, honey![Ryan:] Yeah.[TV:] The villagers of Pasquan[Ryan:] Pasquan[TV:] have a very bizarre and painful way of welcoming their infants into the community.[Ryan:] [garbled][TV:] Unfortunately, the death rate from this ritual is a mortifying 90 percent.[Ryan:] My God.[TV:] That explains the Pasquan’s low population.[Ryan:] Yeah, it does.[TV:] On the first full moon of Autumn, all the Pasquanian mothers wrap their new-borns in traditional hand painted deerskin,…[Ryan:] Deerskin.[TV:] …which have been passed along from generation to generation.[Ryan:] That’s nice.[TV:] The entire Pasquan population then forms a circle on the sacred battlefield of Chin-Chara.[Ryan:] ya-yara[TV:] Each Pasquanian baby is then passed, hand to hand, around the circle…[Ryan:] Wow.[TV:] …four times.[Ryan:] Four times.[TV:] Once for the sun,…[Ryan:] Hmm.[TV:] …once for the moon,…[Ryan:] The moon.[TV:] …once for the earth,…[Ryan:] The earth.[TV:] …and once for the wind.[Ryan:] The wind, too.[TV:] When the babies arrive back in their mother’s hands, they are marched, in procession, to the Pasquanian natural hot springs…[Ryan:] What?[TV:] …where the ceremonial purification will be completed.[Ryan:] What are you saying here?[TV:] As we watch, the mothers take their progeny out of the deerskin shells…[Ryan:] No.[TV:] …and dunk them into the steaming water.[Ryan:] No! No! Hot water burn baby! Hot water burn baby![Father:] That’s right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby.[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby![Wife:] Ryan! What’s going on out there? Are you okay?[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby![Father:] Hot water burn most definitely burn baby.[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby![Father:] That’s right, Ryan. Hot water burn baby![Ryan:] Hot water burn baby![Father:] You are a bitch, Ryan![Ryan:] Hot water burn baby![Wife:] Ryan, are you alright?[Father:] Hot water burn the baby![Ryan:] Hot water burn baby![Wife:] Ryan![Father:] What are you gonna do, whore?[Wife:] Ryan![Ryan:] Hot water burn baby![Father:] Bitch![Wife:] Ryan! What’s going on out there?[Ryan:] Hot water burn baby![Father:] Whore![Wife:] Who are you talking to?[Father:] Bitch![Ryan:] I’m talking to the man![Father:] Whore![Ryan:] Hot water burn baby![Wife:] Ryan![Father:] Bitch! Ryan is a whore!
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“Hot Water Burn Baby” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Hot Water Burn Baby” [Father:] Well Ryan, tomorrow’s a big day. Your mom’s coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister.[Ryan:] baby sister[Father:] That’s right, baby sister.[Ryan:] baby sister[Father:] So, uh, I think now is the time for us to…
“Hot Water Burn Baby” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Hot Water Burn Baby” [Father:] Well Ryan, tomorrow’s a big day. Your mom’s coming home from the hospital with your new baby sister.[Ryan:] baby sister[Father:] That’s right, baby sister.[Ryan:] baby sister[Father:] So, uh, I think now is the time for us to…