“Cool Guy 5” lyrics
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“Cool Guy 5” lyrics
Adam Sandler Lyrics
“Cool Guy 5”
[Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker][GIRL #5:] Hey, honey.[SEAN:] S’up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?[GIRL #5:] I’m just doing my thing.[SEAN:] Well, does doing your thing mean your tricky? ‘Cause I’d like to invest some of my hard earned money towards loving you, if you know what I getting at.[GIRL #5:] Well, how much you got, big man?[SEAN:] Well, I’m willing to drop 50 dollars on your ass, but there’s a condition going on.[GIRL #5:] What’s that?[SEAN:] You’re going to have to put those lucious lips of yours on… my… slub-a-dub.[GIRL #5:] Ooh, I can do that.[SEAN:] You can?[GIRL #5:] Mm-hmm.[SEAN:] You mean, you ain’t going make fun of the fact that I called my gizza-gazza a “slub-a-dub”?[GIRL #5:] Honey you can call your thing what ever you want to as long as you got 50 bucks.[SEAN:] Oh sna… well, alright then here’s the 50 dollars, [unzips pants] and here’s my flip stick, now start wetting that thing up.[GIRL #5:] [Opens his door] Sir, you are under arrest.[police car pulls up][SEAN:] You got to be fucking with mind here.[GIRL #5:] No, I’m not.[COP:] Good job, Denise. We’ll take him from here.[Cop hand cuffs Sean][SEAN:] WHAT?!?! You going to arrest my ass for trying to get a ride on my slip ‘n’ slide? Fuck that shit.[GIRL #5:] Hey honey, when you get to jail, you’re going to be on the other end of a slip ‘n’ slide, and I hope you enjoy yourself.[SEAN:] WWWWHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATTT?!?!?![cop throws Sean in back of police car][COP:] Just get in the back, asshole.[GIRL #5:] [from outside] You sick fuck.[SEAN:] Damn!! [crying] This is a bunch of bullshit!!![PEEPER:] Piss on me. [also in the back of the police car][SEAN:] WHAT?![PEEPER:] Please, piss me.[SEAN:] NO!!![PEEPER:] Just a tinkle.[SEAN:] Fuck that, keep him away from me.[PEEPER:] Urine.[SEAN:] Keep this man away from me.
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“Cool Guy 5” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Cool Guy 5” [Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker][GIRL #5:] Hey, honey.[SEAN:] S’up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?[GIRL #5:]…
“Cool Guy 5” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Cool Guy 5” [Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker][GIRL #5:] Hey, honey.[SEAN:] S’up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?[GIRL #5:]…