“At the Mall” lyrics
“At the Mall” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “At the Mall”(feat. Kevin Grady) (from “Eight Crazy Nights” soundtrack) Oh the day can’t begin, ’til the guard lets me in Then I walk for some exercise In less than a snap, I complete my daily lap Then it’s time to socialize I…
“Davey’s Song” lyrics
“Davey’s Song” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Davey’s Song”(from “Eight Crazy Nights” soundtrack) [Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:] He dine and dash me! He chew and screw me! He sip and skip me![Police:] What?[Crazy Chinese Resturant Guy:] He no pay for his four Scorpion Bowl[Davey:] Oh, boy I’m the kinda guy that…
“The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie” lyrics
“The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Psychotic Legend Of Uncle Donnie” Holy shit, this boat is sweet uncle donnie. It must be fast and shit. This fucking boat’s got more balls then the fuckin celtic’s lockeroom. Yeah but it musta cost you like 50 Gs…
“Welcome My Son” lyrics
“Welcome My Son” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Welcome My Son” Welcome my son to your very first day So proud to be the one who brought you this way I love you with all my heart And my love is here to stay But I can’t help worrying will you…
“Cool Guy 5” lyrics
“Cool Guy 5” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Cool Guy 5” [Sean pulling up in his car to a hooker][GIRL #5:] Hey, honey.[SEAN:] S’up baby? Looking all smooth, standing on the corner at 3 in the morning and shit. You cold, baby? You want to use me as a blanket?[GIRL #5:]…
“Inner Voice” lyrics
“Inner Voice” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Inner Voice” I’m happily married with a house and three mistresses Even with the beard I’m not as hairy as my sister is Got a new Hummer, two Ferraris, and some Lexuses And all the girls I know got the big big breasteses I…
“The Chanukah Song, Part II” lyrics
“The Chanukah Song, Part II” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Chanukah Song, Part II” Put on your yarmulka Its time for Chanukah So much funnaka To celebrate Chanukah Chanukah is the festival of lights Instead of one day of presents We get eight crazy nights When you feel like the…
“Cool Guy 4” lyrics
“Cool Guy 4” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Cool Guy 4″ [Sean on the phone with a call-girl.][SEAN:] What’s your name, baby?[GIRL #4:] Desiree.[SEAN:] Ohh, what a nice name for a nice girl, such as your self.[GIRL #4:] What’s your name?[Sean presses ‘play’ button on tape player][SEAN:] My name’s Sean, I…
“The Champion” lyrics
“The Champion” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Champion” [Donald:] Welcome back on this glorious sunday afternoon for the final round of the Enbuary classic. The legendary Champion is now approaching the 18’th tee off with an insomauntible 8th stroke lead.[The Champion:] Well let’s wrap this thing up[Donald:] The gallery lets…
“She Comes Home To Me” lyrics
“She Comes Home To Me” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “She Comes Home To Me” Though I have been a fool for love I have finally made my score I got a girl, and I don’t mean to boast But she loves me the most Even though she’s a highly paid…
“Cool Guy 3” lyrics
“Cool Guy 3” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Cool Guy 3” [Sean pouring champagne][SEAN:] Yeah. Yeah. That’s right. Baby I have to tell you, you looking unbelievably delicious laying there.[GIRL #3:] Oh Sean, you’re so sweet.[SEAN:] Not as sweet as your silky thighs mama, I think I want to taste’em.[He presses…
“Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot)” lyrics
“Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot)” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Dee Wee (My Friend The Massive Idiot)” He said he’d be here at seven The clock just hit 7:22 It’s too cold outside To wait for my ride Watching mama try out a new doo (Bruins) He said he’d…