“Creepin’ On The Mayor” lyrics
“Creepin’ On The Mayor” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Creepin’ On The Mayor” Oh, shit, is that them crazy fucks from across town? They didn’t see me, did they? Fuck it, they headin this way! Damn! Gotta be somewhere to hide around here! No bushes, no trees, what the fuck!? I’ll…
“Pibb Tries The Skateboarding” lyrics
“Pibb Tries The Skateboarding” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Pibb Tries The Skateboarding” Alright, Mr. Pibb, those kneepads on tight enough? Snug as a bug in a rug playin Dig Dug, my friend! Uh huh… I’m all set to give this skitchboard a whirl! Okay, we should really put a helmet…
“Gay Robot” lyrics
“Gay Robot” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Gay Robot” Pass the fuckin ball! What an idiot! Fuck it, I’m gonna go get another beer. You guys want one? Alright… Two Please! Oh boy… Hahahaha[phone rings] Hello?… Yeah, yeah, cool, we’re all just hangin out… Alright Bye-bye… Who was that, some chicks?…
“The Amazing Willy Wanker” lyrics
“The Amazing Willy Wanker” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Amazing Willy Wanker” When I was just a little wee lad I hopped on the lap of my dear old dad Something jumped and poked me good ‘That’ he said ‘just me morning wood’ A little tin soldier’s marchin by Sergeant…
“Pibb Goes Surfing” lyrics
“Pibb Goes Surfing” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Pibb Goes Surfing” You were cruisin along there, Mr. Pibb It wasn’t too painful a paddle out here to the big waves as you like to call em, Sonny! Didn’t look it Actually, it was a nice wake-me-up for my laticerace muscles Water’s…
“Sid & Alex” lyrics
“Sid & Alex” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Sid & Alex” [telephone rings] I’ll be up in a few! Hello? Hey, Sid, it’s Alex. Just callin to wish ya a happy birthday, man. Alex, Alex, thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you for remembering, thank you. My pleasure. Did you…
“The Chanukah Song, Part 3” lyrics
“The Chanukah Song, Part 3” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Chanukah Song, Part 3″(from “Eight Crazy Nights” soundtrack) Put on your yarmulke It’s time for Chanukah Once again it’s on-aka The miracle of Chanukah Give it up for the Drei-Dels everybody! Chanukah is the Festival of Lights One day of…
“Bum Biddy” lyrics
“Bum Biddy” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Bum Biddy”(from “Eight Crazy Nights” soundtrack) Everyone in this room has been associated with Whitey Either through basketball or the mall or various odd Jobs he does around town for free or at most a dollar And I’m guessing 99% of you have either…
“Intervention Song” lyrics
“Intervention Song” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Intervention Song”(from “Eight Crazy Nights” soundtrack) [Radio:] Time to cry, Davey, over[Davey:] What? Get out of here, I’m leaving…[GNC bottle:] You can run from Whitey, but you ain’t gonna run from us[Footlocker guy:] We all heard what happened At the skating rink today When…
“Technical Foul” lyrics
“Technical Foul” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Technical Foul”(from “Eight Crazy Nights” soundtrack) Look you got to understand it’s just been me and Eleanor for 67 years So she gets nervous around strangers I wouldn’t show that picture to any one, or they might try to take you 2 guys back…
“Long Ago” lyrics
“Long Ago” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Long Ago”(from “Eight Crazy Nights” soundtrack) It all seemed so long ago Young and happy don’t you know Down by the creek I would show Fireflies to that girl But that was back when he was nice Before my warm heart turned to ice…
“Patch Song” lyrics
“Patch Song” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Patch Song”(from “Eight Crazy Nights” soundtrack) A won’t a you a dance wit me at the annual all star a banquet A will a feel so fancy free at the annual all star a banquet Everyone in town will be lookin’ their best Even…