“Lotion” lyrics
“Lotion” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Lotion”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My wife’s always putting lotion on my face. Don’t you put a lot of lotion on your face out here in LA? My wife fucking really lathers on the lotion. She always says she’s looking out for me. She just puts…
“Oh No: Hollywood” lyrics
“Oh No: Hollywood” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Oh No: Hollywood”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Oh, no Oh, no Oh, no, no, no, no, no Oh, no God no My mother’s friend has a son Who just moved to Hollywood And she asked me to help him ‘); }
“Shoes Off / Socks Off” lyrics
“Shoes Off / Socks Off” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Shoes Off / Socks Off”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) You ever go over to somebody’s house and, uh… you ring the doorbell and the guy answers, and he says, “Hey, take your shoes off”? And then you go, “Oh, God. Okay.” And…
“Grandma’s Roommate” lyrics
“Grandma’s Roommate” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Grandma’s Roommate”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Oh, Grandma’s roommate Why do you talk so much?[Laughter] Don’t you know I came to the nursing home To see my grandma[Laughter] I just said hello To be polite[Laughter] Now you’re telling me That my grandma was rude ‘Cause…
“Tesla” lyrics
“Tesla” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Tesla”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Fuck those cars. You should… [cheers and applause] I have one. I have an electric car. But at least I have the decency when I’m driving, to put my head out the window and go, “Here comes the Sandman.” [laughter] “Sandman…
“Electric Car” lyrics
“Electric Car” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Electric Car”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) It was the perfect day You had the sweetest smile You were my only way Yeah, we were doing it in style We were walkin’ and talkin’ And jammin’ and jawin’ It was you and me against the world…
“Stan The Man” lyrics
“Stan The Man” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Stan The Man” Born in nineteen thirty-five in Brooklyn, NY Son of Anna and Phil At nineteen years old he married my mother Judy And immediately paid his first Bloomingdale’s bill Right away they started on a family Three smart kids popped out…
“Whore! Where Are You?!” lyrics
“Whore! Where Are You?!” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Whore! Where Are You?!” Whore! You get out here! You hear me? You get your whore ass out here! Whore?! I don’t need this today, whore! Do not defy me, whore! Show me your whore face or your really gonna be in…
“Calling Home” lyrics
“Calling Home” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Calling Home” I’m okay at basketball… baseball was more my thing… Well, uh, I think they have a pickup game goin’ on at 10 AM tomorrow morning in the main gym for us freshmen You playin’? It’s a co-ed game, so it’s a good…
“The Mule Session” lyrics
“The Mule Session” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Mule Session” My girlfriend left me for a seven foot Indian My grandma hung herself on a tree in the Caribbean My sister’s on the dope and my brother always picks his nose And Daddy’s only happy when he’s wearing Mama’s pantyhose,…
“The Boss And The Secretary” lyrics
“The Boss And The Secretary” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Boss And The Secretary” Louise? Yes, sir? I want ya in here right now! I’ll be right in. Damn straight you’ll be right in What do you need, sir? What do I need? You know what I need Uh, no…
“The Mayor Of Pussytown” lyrics
“The Mayor Of Pussytown” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “The Mayor Of Pussytown” Yo it’s 2004 and all you candy asses thinkin ya’ll real pussies ya’ll ain’t seen shit yet eh yo man let em know Oh yeah, guess who’s back it’s the mother fuckin pussy with the little nutsack don’t…