“Hula Hoop” lyrics
“Hula Hoop” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Hula Hoop”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) The hula… The hula hoop. Hula hoop, by the way, is very horny looking. When I’m at my fucking kids’ birthday parties and some kid gives me a hula hoop and I’m doing it, I feel so fucking gross.…
“Know A Guy” lyrics
“Know A Guy” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Know A Guy”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Okay, here comes a song. More dancing. [cheering] Yeah, let’s hear you, Ohio Ohio Yes, sir. Here we go, here we go, here we go. Should we clap along? All right, let’s lose that. I hate it.[Laughter]…
“Diabetes” lyrics
“Diabetes” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Diabetes”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Oh, yes. Oh, cotton candy making me randy Multicolored lolli… What the hell happened? I fucked it up. No! You don’t just start over! You apologize to me! You don’t just do that to the Sandman! [laughter] Okay. Let’s start again.…
“Uber Driver” lyrics
“Uber Driver” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Uber Driver”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Come on, right That’s right, feel that shit Unh, right Come on, Daddy Join in on this motherfucker Would you? Yeah, yeah-yeah, yeah So, let’s go My Uber driver smells bad Uber driver smells bad Got a smelly Uber…
“Mr. Slo Mo” lyrics
“Mr. Slo Mo” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Mr. Slo Mo”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Uh, this one is kind of a Bee Gee-esque tune. Kind of a… You like the Bee Gees out there? – I always liked the Bee Gees. Slow Slow Slow Slow Slow Mr. Slow Mo Mr. Slow…
“Rescue Animals” lyrics
“Rescue Animals” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Rescue Animals”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Did you ever have a friend who rescues too many animals and, like, never can do anything? “Hey, you want to go out in a couple days?” “Ah, no, my chicken’s eye fell out and I’ve got to paste…
“Flip” lyrics
“Flip” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Flip”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My whole life, I always wanted to be able to do a flip. Wouldn’t that be great? I was always growing up, going, “Man, I’ve got to get a flip going. Everybody will love me if I could just do a…
“Safe Word” lyrics
“Safe Word” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Safe Word”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My wife and I, we fool around pretty hardcore. We go at a pretty good. It’s fun. You know, it’s nice. We love each other, and we fucking go pretty hard and… [laughter] It gets crazy. It gets pretty…
“Alcoholic Lawyer” lyrics
“Alcoholic Lawyer” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Alcoholic Lawyer”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My hands are shaking My heart’s beating fast I’m sweating through my cheap suit How much longer can it last? I’m an alcoholic lawyer Facing the trial of my life And I need to sober up quickly If I…
“Baby Hi” lyrics
“Baby Hi” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Baby Hi”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) You ever walking down the street and you say hi to a baby? And, uh… And the baby goes… [imitates baby speaking gibberish] And you’re going, “Yeah, that’s great.” And then… And the mother goes, “He can say ‘hi’…
“Heated Toilet Seat” lyrics
“Heated Toilet Seat” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Heated Toilet Seat”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) I went to my friend’s house and he had a heated toilet seat. I sat on his heated toilet seat. I’ve got to say it made you relax. I went a lot better than I usually go.…
“Daddy’s Beard” lyrics
“Daddy’s Beard” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Daddy’s Beard”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Daddy shaved his beard today Mustache and sideburns went away Daddy’s lips are really small Doesn’t have a chin at all Daddy made a big mistake My father used to shave… My dad had a beard, and then, literally,…