“Dick Pic” lyrics
“Dick Pic” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Dick Pic”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) I did my first dick pic, everybody. [cheering] Thank you. A dick pick is… that’s a weird thing to do. There’s no reason for me to do it. I’m fucking married. But all my friends are doing them, so…
“Asswipe” lyrics
“Asswipe” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Asswipe”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) That was fun. Are you ever wiping yourself, uh, back there… You’re wiping up pretty good, and then you keep wiping. And then you’ve really… you’ve got to keep wiping. And you wipe again, and then you wipe another one. Then…
“Shower” lyrics
“Shower” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Shower”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Here we go. Yeah. Shoop! [cheering] ([woman:] I love you!) I am a grown man [laughter] Pissing in the shower in my house Yes, I am a grown man Pissing in the shower in my house I have no respect for…
“Grandma Died” lyrics
“Grandma Died” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Grandma Died”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah Grandma died Grandma died Grandma died today How are we gonna tell the kids? Grandma died today I guess I’ll go to a bingo game and steal Somebody else’s grandma…
“101” lyrics
“101” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “101”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My wife’s grandmother turned… she turned 101 years old, which is nice, 101 years old. – [cheers and applause] – That’s good for the family, you know, good to have that in your genes. My daughter’s got that great life. My…
“4:30” lyrics
“4:30” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “4:30″(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) You ever… How about the times you wake up… Ever wake up like 4: 30 in the morning and you’re like, “God damn it. What am I doing up right now?” 4: 30, can’t fall asleep… I’m fucking ruined for the…
“Books” lyrics
“Books” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Books”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) He’s not. Leave him alone. Get the fucking lights off of him. He seems like a decent man. [laughter] Sorry. I am gonna read a book Read a book, read a book Gonna be a better man Better man than I…
“Everywhere” lyrics
“Everywhere” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Everywhere”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Okay, here we go. One is a little guy hiding in a tree Two are together And they’re swimming out to sea Three on a Ferris wheel Four at the zoo Five in my pocket Six in my shoe Seven on…
“Rake” lyrics
“Rake” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Rake”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) I always get these emails from the kids’ school that I’ve got to come in. “It’s Terrific Tuesday… Make sure you come in.” And you’re like, Terrific… What the fuck is Terrific Tuesday? Well, you come by the school and you…
“Marriage Mystery” lyrics
“Marriage Mystery” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Marriage Mystery”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Marriage is good, guys. Marriage is good. You’ll like it one day if you’re not married. You just got to keep it mysterious. You got to keep the mystery alive. Like, my wife has no idea where I go…
“Wrong” lyrics
“Wrong” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Wrong”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Are there married folks out there tonight? Married folks.[Cheering] I love it. Okay, this is for you guys. You tell me I’m wrong But I know I’m right You say, “No fucking way” But I insist that I’m right So I…
“Mini-Golf” lyrics
“Mini-Golf” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Mini-Golf”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Do you ever play miniature golf with your daughter and you’re tied on the 18th hole? [laughter] And in the middle of her backswing, you just say, “Hey, I tea-bagged your mother this morning.” [laughter] And then… And then the kid…