“Sanduzzled” lyrics
“Sanduzzled” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Sanduzzled”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Yeah. Yeah. You just got Sandoozled. [laughs] [sings indistinctly] Yeah, yeah. Sweet, sweet, sweet. That was a good ending. ‘); }
“Phone Wallet Keys” lyrics
“Phone Wallet Keys” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Phone Wallet Keys”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) All right, Milwaukee, let’s fucking do this shit. Here we go. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah Here we go again Come on I’m heading out And all I’m taking with me Is my phone, wallet, keys Yeah, phone, wallet,…
“Disney” lyrics
“Disney” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Disney”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) So I’ll tell you a little story about Disney World. You want to hear a true Adam Sandler Story? Please, I can… Okay.[Cheers and applause] So you guys have been to Disney World, right?[Cheering] The families have been there. Who doesn’t…
“Bar Mitzvah Boy” lyrics
“Bar Mitzvah Boy” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Bar Mitzvah Boy”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) This is one that we don’t play that much But, uh… but I figured it’s fucking Jersey. I think you guys might enjoy this. So here we go. [cheers and applause] Thirteenth birthday People come from far…
“Hero: Heimlich” lyrics
“Hero: Heimlich” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Hero: Heimlich”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Ahh. We’re in a nice family restaurant Somebody’s grandma’s choking On a lamb chop There’s panic in the air As Nana’s face turns blue The busboy screams in Spanish “What the fuck do we do?” We need a hero…
“Hero: Train” lyrics
“Hero: Train” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Hero: Train”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) We’re on a runaway train The conductor had a meltdown The people in the dining car Are screaming really, really loud We need a hero, someone to save us Yeah, we need a hero To bring us through the…
“Hero: Plane” lyrics
“Hero: Plane” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Hero: Plane”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Okay. Just getting ready. The pilot had a heart attack The co-pilot can’t be found The people in the aisles are screaming They know the plane’s going down We need a hero, someone to save us We need a…
“Ice Cream Lady” lyrics
“Ice Cream Lady” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Ice Cream Lady”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) I’ll take the large, please Can’t believe my eyes Sprinkles and fudge And a smelly surprise Oh, ice cream lady Thank you for letting me Eat your pussy [laughs] Come on.[Cheering] You know you would fucking go…
“That’s What She Said” lyrics
“That’s What She Said” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “That’s What She Said”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My little sweet daughter… the sixth grader, she comes back from school and she’s like, “All the boys keep saying, ‘That’s what she said… ‘ and then they all laugh.” “Why Daddy?” And I was…
“Basketball” lyrics
“Basketball” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Basketball”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) My daughter plays basketball, my nine year old. So, I go and see her play basketball, and she’s a sweetheart of a kid. And every time they put the kid in the game, I get so excited. I take my video…
“9:30” lyrics
“9:30” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “9:30″(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) You love your kids more than anything on the planet until like 9 – 30 at night. And then you’re like, “Okay… that’s enough. [laughter:] I loved you all day long. Just give me a little break. I answered all your…
“Kid’s Play” lyrics
“Kid’s Play” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Kid’s Play”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) All right, I’m gonna play guitar a little bit for you. My kid’s only got one line in a play My kid’s only got one line in a play My kid’s only got one line in a play My…