“Sadie And Sunny” lyrics
“Sadie And Sunny” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Sadie And Sunny”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) I got… Go ahead. Why did the chicken cross the road? Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? Because he wanted to get some diarrhea to eat for breakfast.[Sandler laughs] Okay, your turn. Hey, Dad. Hey,…
“Grow Old With You” lyrics
“Grow Old With You” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Grow Old With You”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Okay, you guys, I’m gonna sing you this song right now. This is the kind of a sweet song. I sing it to my wife, because she let’s me talk about so many things in…
“Farley” lyrics
“Farley” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Farley”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) All right, guys, gonna do this one. This is a very special song. I hope you like it. It means a lot to us. Here we go. [cheering] The first time I saw him he was sweeter than shit Plaid jacket…
“Station 69” lyrics
“Station 69” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Station 69″(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) That’s my baby. That’s my baby. Oh, Sandman. That’s too much. Mmm It’s awfully cold in outer space today The earth is just a tiny speck A million miles away I’m floating through the darkness There’s nothing much to…
“Anal” lyrics
“Anal” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Anal”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) So I tell my wife recently I would love to try anal. And I say to my wife, “Hey, I would love to try anal.” And she goes, “Oh, I wouldn’t.” And then I say, “Oh.” [laughter] I said, “But I…
“Vagina Fart” lyrics
“Vagina Fart” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Vagina Fart”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Thank you. The vagina fart has been around a long time, girls. No problem. It’s fun. The vagina fart, girls, I gotta say still gets you every time. Everybody. Every fellow here enjoys them so much. Just keep them…
“Poosyfart” lyrics
“Poosyfart” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Poosyfart”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) ([man:] Yo, Sandman, what’s your favorite vegetable? A hot beet, get it.) Oh, shit. Yeah. Unh, unh, unh, unh Get up! Oh, everybody in the fucking arena go fucking mental! [cheering] Oh, yeah Feels so good Kiss your body Come on,…
“Eggshells” lyrics
“Eggshells” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Eggshells”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Okay, this is for the people who either live together or have been married for awhile. Okay? This is for you. You’re giving me a strange look In the mirror As I brush my teeth [laughter] I don’t know What I…
“Balls” lyrics
“Balls” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Balls”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) The guys over 50 know what I’m talking about. The testicles do get bigger and bigger as you get older. They hang lower and whatever the fuck happens… You know, you’ve seen it at the YMCA your whole life, the older…
“Pool” lyrics
“Pool” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Pool”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) I got old enough now that I don’t take my shirt off anymore. I’m 51, 51 years old. [cheers and applause] So, I don’t take my shirt off anymore when I go swimming at, like, a hotel pool with my kids.…
“Gym” lyrics
“Gym” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “Gym”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Yes, those UFC guys, they are built pretty fucking good. I can’t stand… That’s the only reason I don’t watch. I get so angry at how fucking chiselled these fucking guys are. I go to the gym, of course, but I…
“UFC Ears” lyrics
“UFC Ears” lyrics Adam Sandler Lyrics “UFC Ears”(from “100% Fresh” soundtrack) Thank you. Whoa, what the fuck is that? What is that? Oh, shit, you scared me with that one. Give me a second. Wait, okay. Okay, here we go. This one’s fun. He’s a very strong lad But he…